Someone told me today that I should become a slumber party hostess.
At first, I was like HELL YEAH! I'll host a slumber party!
My little 35 year old brain reverted right back to age 13...
I was mentally scrolling through my 80's music collection for the perfect song to do a lip synch performance to. Dibs on Let's Get Physical!
In my head, my Caboodle was fully stocked with blue eye shadow and cherry red lip gloss for makeovers.
I could just picture the tshirts we would puffy paint. They would say: Girly Bitz Girls Rock! Totally awesome!
I was even trying to remember where I put my leg warmers (you CAN NOT do a proper ONJ lip synch without leg warmers).
And then she told me what she actually meant...
'Oh. You meant that kind of slumber party. Grody! Like seriously. Gag me.'
I don't think I need to tell you that I was super disappointed.
But, also a little flattered. I mean, I wish I could be that sexy.
Hosting a slumber party? Omg, I'm already blushing.
Times are hard (giggity) and all, but I just don't know if I could pull it off.
Maybe if selling the cat hoarder's 'stray' cats on craigslist doesn't work out, I'll consider it.
Man, I was so ready for the lip synch contest. I have sweat bands, peeps. Sweat bands.
Guess I'll have to hang on to them in hopes that someday I will be able to share my super hot ONJ routine with the world.
Oh, and in case you're wondering...it's Olivia Newton John. Although you should totally have known that.
Since you won't be able to see my sexy ONJ dancetastic routine, wanna see something even sexier?
Go here to see probably the sexiest flashback photo you'll ever see. Seriously.
I do think you're sexy, Mr. Stewart.