Thursday, February 17, 2011

Random rantings and frostbite.

Things that I hate today:

-MB's computer is awful!
Sorry, baby, but it is the most uncomfortable chair I have ever sat in.

-The fact that one link of chorizo is 12 points.

-The fact that I let MB take my laptop for the week, forcing me to sit in the very cold man cave in his very uncomfortable chair to catch up on my bloggy love.

-The fact that there is no heat in the man cave.
I may start burning his porno mags if my feet don't warm up soon.
(Just kidding baby...maybe)

-My broken Zune...(it's like an ipod for people who don't have ipods)
I'm forced to listen to my favorite bands on youtube while catching up on bloggy love and getting frostbite.

-The pup's appetite for socks.
Seriously. She ate exactly half of my brown sock with the pink dragonfly on it.
No darning in the world will fix it.
It was kinda funny when she was eating MB's socks.
Now? Not so much.

-People in the grocery store who talk on their bluetooths (or is it blueteeth?).
If I'm not sure who you're talking to, I'm just going to assume it's me and continue to give you the stink eye.
Unless you are saying nice things. Then, maybe I won't ram my cart into yours.

-The fact that my family room carpet still smells like pee!
I have cleaned that carpet a hundred times.
Dammit! Where the hell did that dog pee?!?!

-Gray hair.
I just freakin dyed my hair and some of the effers are creeping back in.
My genes are trying to make me gray well before my time, but I'm not having it!

-The whole lack of heat thing.
It is freakin cold down here! I'm losing feeling in my fingers.

I must go warm up with a nice hot shower and some fuzzy pj's.
For survival.
So, is anything annoying you today? Do tell.


  1. Is anything annoying me today?? Oh yeah... always something to annoy me.
    But since it's my Friday Favorites on my blog, I have to be nice and list things that don't annoy me.
    I do have Slap Happy Saturday though... makes me feel goooooood just thinking about slapping some idiots.

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