In honor of the full moon, I would like to share some snippets from my time in the Crisis Unit.
Enjoy.
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Coworker 1 searched a patient, got them in gowns and brought them back to the crisis unit.
Coworker 1: She's had 3 pregnancies, 2 bouts of gonorrhea and at least 2 bouts of chlamydia.
Coworker 2: Wow. That was one hell of a thorough search.
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Nurse was talking to a man who had been punched by a relative. When he asked him if he was okay, the man replied: "I'm fine. A hillbilly can take a punch."
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Nurse: Any allergies?
Patient: I'm allergic to lies.
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Buzzards don't raise canaries. Buzzards raise buzzards.
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Caller: Do you know of any places where my husband can go to quit drinking?
Staff: Does your husband want to quit drinking?
Caller: He will when I'm done with him.
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LOL Too funny! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL... thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletelmao I love that last one!!
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