Vacation! Vacation! Vacation!

Hi peeps!
Hope you are all having a good weekend. I haven't had a chance to check in with everyone over the past few days, but I'm trying to catch up slowly.
Work has been keeping me busy. Can't say too much about that - confidentiality and all.

I have officially been on vacation as of 3:30pm.
Woohoo!
I'm so excited for my week off. I'll be going down to the beach to spend time with family and friends. I can't wait to get my toes in the sand.



That is where I will be spending the majority of my free time. Peaceful, isn't it?
I feel relaxed already.
Ahhhhh.

I will also be spending time with some of my closest friends who I don't get to see that often and miss dearly. I love these girls and can't wait to have some much needed girl time with them.

I will also be taking my big brother out for his 40th birthday, which is today. I can't believe he's turning 40! Omg! I'm already trying to think of fun ways to embarrass him. Teeheehee!

I'm kind of nervous about the potential Mom Stress that comes with my time spent down there. She's already called me 3 times today to see when I'm coming down and what my plans are. When I finally talked to her on her fourth call, she was so worried about planning what we were going to do, she didn't hear half of what I said.
Arghhh!
I know she misses me and I miss her, but she needs to just chill out! I refuse to get stressed out this week. It's just not happening. If I have to stay drunk for the entire week, then so be it.
Bring on the booze!

My biggest decision this week will be which spf to use.
Also, whether to order draft or bottle beer at the bar.
That's it.
I'm not worrying about anyone's suicidality or psychosis. I'm not worrying about green pond water. I'm not worrying about cleaning my bathroom or doing laundry. I'm not even going to think about the stupid cat hoarder's cats and their shenanigans.

I'm officially off the clock.
Yay!!!

Don't worry, peeps. I will be taking Alfreda (my precious laptop) with me on this vacay. Hopefully my parents have wireless internet so I can use her in privacy, without them hovering. If they don't, I may have to sneak onto their computer to check in with you all.
I'm sure I'll be sending drunken tweets at some point also. I wouldn't want to disappoint.

But, if you don't hear from me, don't be alarmed. I probably haven't been kidnapped by aliens. I'm most likely just out enjoying myself.
I hope you all don't go through Girly Bitz withdrawal. If you do start to get the shakes, ingest multiple amounts of cupcakes immediately. It should do the trick.
Later, peeps. :)

Btw, if you want to know how I'm going to handle my BLitz against the Fatness while on vacay, go here. I sort of have a plan.