It's never a good thing when you see a wet spot on the ceiling. It's even worse when you see a wet spot on the ceiling after having just spent money you didn't have on a new roof you didn't know you needed. It's way worse when you hardly know the guy and he still makes you sleep...oh, wait.
Let's just refer to them as water spots to avoid any further confusion as to the direction of this tale.
Once you see said water spot, you can't not see it. In fact, you can't see anything else. You even start to find other water spots, bumps, cracks, the remnants of that spider you smashed with a shoe months ago and were too afraid to wipe away which looks suspiciously like a water spot.
Then, you start to regret becoming a homeowner, wondering why you didn't just stay in the apartment with the stinky neighbor lady who smelled like cheeto feet.
After crying in the corner for awhile with a bottle of bourbon, you decide to put on your big girl panties and beg your husband to call the contractor to confront him about his shoddy work.
Turns out? The roof is not leaking. However, nothing in your house was built properly or to code. Your chimney is not secured to the house, leaving one entire outer wall exposed to the elements. Said wall is now slowly rotting away. You HAVE to fix it and replace your siding or the entire house will crumble around you.
Remember how you wanted to put in central air this year? HA! Not happening. Suck it up and deal with the boob sweat, princess.
So, that's where we are. The Money Pit Transformation 2014 has begun. It's Day 3 and we are over budget. We also discovered that we are lucky to be alive because apparently the wiring in the house was not done properly. Shocking.
Heehee! Shocking! Get it?
I'm choosing to focus on the sunny side of this transformation. I'm picking paint colors and fabrics and Pinteresty things to redecorate the interior. If the contractor comes to me and says 'we have a problem', I'm going to show him my swatches and walk away with a big grin on my face.
Since I am a mental health professional, I realize that is not the appropriate response. In order to avoid an unnecessary straight jacket, I have come up with a plan. I am going to need it because tomorrow is the day the siding gets ripped off of my house.
I will mentally prepare myself for whatever problems they may find when this happens by envisioning that they will find what is pictured below...a spider infestation of epic proportions. It's a great idea because ANYTHING would be better than that. ANYTHING!