Saturday, October 1, 2011

Butterflies and body odor.

So, I'm going to be a married woman tomorrow.

It's a weird feeling. I'm nervous, but not really. I'm anxious, but not really. I'm hungry, but not really.

I guess you could say I'm discombobulated.

I'm not nervous about getting hitched. I truly love MB and there is not a doubt in my mind about that part of this whole thing.

I'm more nervous about the ceremony of it all. I'm really more of a sideline type of girl. Being front and center all day long makes me very sweaty. Like butterflies in my stomach, why aren't there any cupcakes in the house but I can't even eat cupcakes because my stomach is in knots kind of sweaty.

Which I fear will then turn into oh my god, who let the skunk into the reception hall kind of sweaty.

You know?

No? No one else is a sweathog? Seriously?

Whatever. Just own it, people.

Anywho, this is officially my last night as a single woman. So, what the hell am I doing? Obviously, I'm sitting in bed, wired as hell, blogging about my sweat problem.

Classy, I know.

It's going to be an awesome day tomorrow and I need to quiet all of the butterflies in my belly so I can get some rest. I have to be ready for the poufy dress and open bar.

This soon to be hitched woman is going to try and get some sleep.

Pray that I get through the big day without tripping on the dance floor or spilling lobster bisque down the front of my dress.


  1. ooh I hope your day was wonderful and not so sweaty! Can't wait to hear all about it.

  2. The same fears everyone else has. I hope everything was better than you had hoped for and I can't wait for you to come back as a married woman!


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