Sunday, January 23, 2011
Canine angst takes another victim.
This is what I found when I came home tonight.
I can't tell you with certainty what happened to this victim. I do know that it died a horrible death.
After a thorough examination of the remains, it appears that the victim was decapitated and the rest of the body consumed.
Based on previous displays from the killer, it would be my guess that the killer felt that her dinner was not up to the appropriate standards and therefore had to be supplemented with the body of the victim.
What the killer failed to realize is that without any witnesses, this display of behavior fails to have the desired outcome.
That is why her food bowl was also empty.
Maybe next time, the killer will realize this and won't take out her angst on the poor defenseless critter who was once her friend.
It's a good thing she's so adorable.