We need to come to some sort of understanding here.
It seems that you are allowing people to befriend me under false pretenses.
How can you let my tweets get so misunderstood?
Remember that whole Karate Kid incident? (go here)
Well, it looks like it's happening again. The world of Tweeters is taking my words and using them against me.
What in the world did I tweet that would make someone think I needed a program like this:
The Rescue You Program is the only resource on infidelity written to heal both the panic and pain caused by an affair. This program combines stress management techniques with mind-body awareness practices to produce maximum results.
The only thing that closely relates to possible relationship trouble is in this tweet: MB: If I drink beer then batter you, does that make you beer battered?, Me: (eyes rolling), MB: Mmmmm beer battered girlfriend.
That's not a cry for help, people. That's just comedy.
Come on, Tweeters. Get with the program.