tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4352952808421444594.post5049745199428036127..comments2023-06-25T09:40:03.444-04:00Comments on Girly Bitz: My wedding will be flip flop friendly.Gabihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17831284271466430916noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4352952808421444594.post-33607130666766822822010-07-19T09:11:09.853-04:002010-07-19T09:11:09.853-04:00BAH HA HA HA.
Story. of. my. life.
REading this ...BAH HA HA HA.<br /><br />Story. of. my. life.<br /><br />REading this was like looking in the mirror... only funnier :)<br /><br />Here's my conclusion...<br />The inventor of spanx, not only desinged a very useful and (once covered with clothes) extremely flattering pice of hardware, BUT he/she also made sure that the users were going to burn a few extra calories every time they put them on AND be reminded that they need to eat less cake and more brocoli.<br /><br />I build a vicious sweat up evry time I wrestle to get those things over my rather pronounced ass... I have been in two wedding (yes, note the been IN, as in a part of the wedding party... ugh) in the past three weeks and let me tell you how I was petrified that my lard was about to explode out of my spanx and suffocate all those within a 10 foot radius of me....<br /><br />it would be a catastrophe.<br /><br />oh... and ya, I know, 3 months away and I just come waltzing back into you're blog... I know, I'm sorry....Previously Plump... in progresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14888972752314205736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4352952808421444594.post-79566013995516646262010-07-18T21:15:55.498-04:002010-07-18T21:15:55.498-04:00OMFG
We got an invitation to an October wedding b...OMFG<br /><br />We got an invitation to an October wedding back in June. No biggie: that gives me four months to get my ass in gear, I thought. I even had a dress in mind in my closet.<br /><br />Then? THEN we get a SECOND invitation THIS WEEK for a wedding. NEXT MONTH. Instead of four MONTHS, I have four WEEKS. This does not make me a happy camper.<br /><br />I've ordered six dresses from the fat lady section on Sears, and have a pair of high-waist Spanx winging their way to me. I just have to refrain from trying on said dressed without said Spanx.<br /><br />Oh, did I mention that I've never met August wedding couple, and have only met October groom three or four times? YEAH. So, on top of clothing angst, dressing up angst, and Fatty McTubO'Lard angst, I also have HOLY FUCKING STRANGER ANGST.<br /><br />Do you, uh, think you could mail me some of that Xanax? *shifty eyes*Chibi Jeebshttp://chibistruggles.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4352952808421444594.post-41880385671367049762010-07-18T13:31:06.176-04:002010-07-18T13:31:06.176-04:00Haha. Sorry about the panic attack. Sounds like yo...Haha. Sorry about the panic attack. Sounds like you might have just figured out the best thing for women since the beginning of time.aliciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480317559165842413noreply@blogger.com